I'm at Ian and Jo's engagement party. Everyone is having a fantastic time, small groups of people mingling, smoking cigarettes and laughing. Maybe I will help with cooking the barbie, show off my multi tasking skills, in fact I can cook a BBQ better than any of those men over there, who are sculling down bears by the dozen.
I clicked on the ignition button to light the barbie, in fact two BBQs. I piled on beautiful fat sausages, marinated shaslicks with chicken, mushrooms and capsicum about thirty of those and some beef ones too, big t-bone steaks, and burgers by the dozen. There was so much meat piled up on each plate, easy.
Turning everything, geez I'm so clever. This is going to be absolutely delicious and I'm helping my friends at this very important engagement party.
OMG the BBQ has exploded into flames, everything is on fire, its to hot, black BBQ meat, shaslicks, sausages, steaks all on fire. OMG how embarrassing. I could see all those faces staring at me.
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